The Crazy Son-In-Law

“Why are you so hot?” Yao Cen looked like a young girl who was in love for the first time, and her flushed face was particularly attractive under the afterglow of the distant neon lights.

“Because I’ve practiced martial arts. You’ve seen it before.” Xiao Shun replied.

“You’re lying to me.”

“How do you know?” Xiao Shun joked.

Yao Cen gently pinched at his hand.

“It is indeed relevant. I can control the temperature of my body.” Xiao Shun said seriously.

“I won’t believe your bullshit.”

The two strolled around the park for a while longer, while around nine o’clock they returned to the car to get ready to go home.

It was warm inside the car. It moved slowly forward while they had some soft music on.

“Ma’am, do you feel that something is missing from our date just now?” Xiao Shun asked.

“What… What is it?” Yao Cen had not calmed down even now, and she just whispered.

“Look, we had a hug, we held hands, so do you think there is something else we should do next? How about you stop the car and let’s finish the whole process?” He said in a serious manner.

Screech!

Yao Cen immediately braked the car, turned her head to look at him, and smiled slightly.

He almost felt thrilled. He was actually just saying it, and never thought he would really have the chance to do all this today, and in a car! This was too exciting.

“It’s not convenient here. Let’s go to the rear seat.” Now there was nothing but softness in Yao Cen’s eyes.

“Gulp!” Xiao Shun gulped, hurriedly opened the car door and jumped down. He ran to the rear door and pulled the handle.

It was locked!

“Ma’am, open the door.”

“Open your ass.” Yao Cen grunted lightly. What a greedy bastard!

“Just get yourself a cab!”

Yao Cen started the car and drove foreward, and Xiao Shun froze there in dismay.

It wasn’t until the car was far away that he came back to his senses. He slapped his forehead and let out a long sigh. Why on earth did he have to be in such a hurry.

He looked around and realized he was on a very isolated road. It was unlikely he would be able to get a cab here and would have to walk forward to the next intersection.

“Miss Mo, I love your perfume. Let me smell it properly.”

“Master, please don’t do that. I promise I’ll find you some girls to keep you company right now.”

“No, I just want you. You’re so much better than those mediocre women on my mountain. I was hooked on you as soon as I saw you. I want you tonight. Don’t worry, you’ll have a night you’ll never forget!”

“I’m going to call the police.”

“Call the police? Trust me, that will only get you killed fast!”

“…”

Xiao Shun had a keen sense. He walked a while and heard such a conversation coming from a black commercial vehicle on the opposite side of the road. He hesitated a little, walked over quickly and tapped on the car window.

“Who is it? Don’t you fucking bother us.”

Immediately afterwards he heard a woman’s muffled cry for help.

How could she have thought that this monk would be such a horny person.

Today she took him around Stillwater until late afternoon, and they went to all the places worth going.

It was dark and she was going to send him back to the Sikong house. However, Yuxu insisted on having a meal with her while he assured her he would give her a pill with which she would become even more beautiful than she was now.

Although Mo Yibai also had some hesitation, but he was a guest of the Sikong family and a martial arts master, so she felt it wouldn’t hurt to have a meal with him.

After the two had their meal at a relatively private, upscale restaurant, the monk did give her a pill and had her eat it on the spot.

She then felt disoriented and when she came to her senses again she was already in this car.

And the monk had now turned into a big lustful devil with a hideous face. When she opened her eyes she saw that Yuxu was drooling on her, and the buttons of her shirt had been mostly unbuttoned.

However, she now felt weak all over, and she was unable to struggle and could only beg him. Yet, Yuxu seemed to enjoy it even more.

At this moment just when she was already so desperate, she heard that tap on the car door.

She immediately cried out, as if she saw her last straw.

But suddenly she realized that Yuxu was a martial arts master, and there was no way the man outside could fight him, and soon she fell into icy despair once again.

“Open the door!” Xiao Shun said in a cold voice.

“Damn, you just want some trouble!”

The car door opened and a bearded monk came down, his clothes unkempt. He quickly straightened his lapel and glared at Xiao Shun, “Little bastard, didn’t your mother tell you to mind your own business?”

“Heh, so you’re a monk. You left your temple went down the mountain to fucking orce a girl? If you’re really that fucking lonely, why don’t you just give up your religion? Anyway, can’t you spend some money to satisfy your animal lust?”

He looked Yuxu up and down and chided him.

At the same time he also sensed the vigorous energy overflowing from this old monk. To his surprise, this monk had broken through the Foundation stage.

However, truly mature practitioners would know how they should control their energy, and this old monk, perhaps just like many people, only knew how to release but did not know how to restrain.

In the car, Mo Yibai was shivering in the seat. She suddenly felt that the voice was somewhat familiar, but could not remember who it was anyway.

“Kid, you just fucking want it!” Yuxu said with a burst of anger.

He slammed a straight punch over towards Xiao Shun.NôvelDrama.Org holds text © rights.

Ordinary as this punch may seemed, if he was just an ordinary person, such a straight punch was unlikely to cause much damage, but he was Yuxu, and with such a punch, a normal person might vomit blood on the spot, or even be disabled.

“Boom!” Xiao Shun calmly raised his hand to block his punch in front of his chest, while Yuxu’s fist only smashed on his palm, and could no longer advance any little bit!

Yuxu frowned, withdrew his fist, and coldly snorted, “No wonder you dare to meddle in our business, but today you are unlucky to have met me!”

This young man looked just ordinary, and he looked nothing like he had done any sort of cultivation, yet he was able to block his fist. In fact, he was a little surprised.

But he had just used only a little bit of his power. He was confident it would be as simple as crushing an ant against someone who relied on brute strength.

“You are also unlucky. You met me.” Xiao Shun said with a faint smile.

With such a beauty waiting for him in the car, Yuxu had long been burning with thirst, so he did not want to talk any more nonsense with him. He frowned, and fiercely threw a punch at Xiao Shun’s head.

That fist was with a harsh and powerful gust of energy, and Yuxu thought he could by no means block this punch.

Xiao Shun moved back a few steps, and with a casual wave of his hand, the harsh gust of energy abruptly disappeared intoi thin air.

Yuxu’s face changed abruptly. How was this possible!

He had used almost his full strength with that punch, but it was so easily blocked by Xiao Shun, not to mention that he had to be at least Foundation’s fighter to make that retreat moves!