One Roof With Five Hot Jerks

Gile’s Point of View

I was with my cousins ​​and we were hiding on the grass. Why are we here? We are waiting for Yanny to go out. And it was Byron’s time to tame Yanny. If he does not succeed, he will lose his car. That fool agreed to a deal with Sid that if he didn’t tame Yanny, he would give his car to Sid.

“Here comes the target!” I said with excitement when I saw Yanny. “Byron, what are you waiting for, bro? Approach her already.” I commanded.

“Chill, dude.” Byron utter, “ehem-ehem! Okay here I go.” He even cleared his throat before he finally decided to chase Yanny.

“Tardy!” Byron call out. But Yanny just ignored him. She didn’t look back and just pretended that she hadn’t heard anything. But I’m sure she heard Byron. “Hey, Trady! Wait up!” Byron called her again.

When Yanny keeps on ignoring him, Byron runs until he caught up to Yanny. And when Yanny tries to pass him, Byron always blocked her while smiling. This idiot really want to pissed Yanny by his smile.

“What the hell do you want from me?” Yanny asked while trying to calm herself.

“Let’s go home together,” Byron replied while still smiling.

“Hey, Giles,” Sid tapped my shoulder so I turned my head to him, “Do you think Byron will make it?” He asked.

This man really wants to have Byron’s car.

I just shrugged, “I don’t know. Why don’t you ask Alyn?”

Then Sid turned to Alyn, “What do you think Alyn?”

Alyn just glared at him and didn’t answer. I even hold back my laugh because I might have ended up dead when Alyn hears it. However I want to laugh not because of Alyn, but I want to laugh because of Sid. He knows that he will be ignored but he still asked. Pfft!

“Fuck you, bro.” Sid mutter, “Stop holding back your laugh dumbass your face is annoying.” He added.

“Shh…” Louis hushed, he even put his index finger in his lips coaching us to keep our voice down.

I nodded and elbowed Sid. Then went to watch Byron and Yanny again.

“Oh…” Yanny smiled back, “What did you say? I’m sorry, huh? But I don’t understand the language of monkeys. Why don’t you try to talk to your fellow monkeys?” Byron looked shocked, there’s even a gap in his mouth, “Well, then. Good bye.” Yanny said and left Byron alone.

Fuck! I want to laugh so hard but there’s a possibility that Yanny will hear me. So I covered my mouth and Sid did the same. Fuck, men. This is so funny, bro!Property belongs to Nôvel(D)r/ama.Org.

Yanny looked at Byron for a moment before continuing to walk again. And when Yanny is finally far away, Sid and I burst out laughing.

“Fuck me, bro! That was absolutely awesome! He really did tame Missy! FWAHAHAHAHA!” Sid sarcastically said while holding his stomach.

I just laugh and can’t even get a word out. Aside from the funny thing Yanny said, Byron’s face is even funnier making sure it’s embarrassing now! He will definitely give his car to Sid at this moment.

“They didn’t understand that Wendy was referring to us as Byron’s fellow monkeys.” Louis mutter. I heard him well but I can’t fucking stop laughing.

“Tsk,” Alyn clicked his tongue. Oh, no! The master is mad again.

I immediately stopped laughing and tapped Sid’s shoulder to make him stop as well. It was good that he immediately stopped when he saw how dark Alyn’s aura was.

I looked back to where Byron and Yanny had talked earlier. I almost laughed again when I saw that Byron was still standing there like an idiot. He stayed there for a few more seconds and when he finally got to his senses, it sluggishly walked towards us.

Sid immediately greeted Byron and held out his palm in front of it, “Key.”

Sid just drops a word and it looks like Byron immediately gets what it means. With regret Byron handed his car key to Sid. Louis just shook his head as I held back a laugh. Byron’s face is priceless!

“What should we do now? Damn. She’s insane, she called me Monkey, bro!” Byron seems pissed. Well, who else wouldn’t be pissed if someone compared you to the animal.

“What’s wrong with that, man?” Sid responds.

Byron’s brows furrowed, “What?” He’s confused.

“There’s nothing wrong with what she had called you because you really look like one.” Sid answered and burst out laughing.

I just shook my head. This dumbass, really.

“That’s enough,” Alyn spoked.

“Alyn,” Louis called his attention, “What about…”

“What?” Alyn’s brows met.

“Uhm… What about you try it? I mean, we couldn’t know the result if we wouldn’t try.” Louis replied.

Sid nodded, seem pleased with what Louis said, “Right! There’s nothing to lose if you will try.”

“Are you nuts?” Byron suddenly spoke, “He will lose his pride and ego,” He turned to Alyn and when he notice that Alyn’s forehead were crumpled, he instantly covered his mouth, “Ops!”

I heaved a sigh, “If Alyn try it, it’s 100% that he will fail.”

“How can you be so sure?” Louis asked. Seem to not get what I mean. Tsk. I thought he’s smart but I guess he’s not? Oh, well. We’re in the last section together.

“Do you think Yanny will soften if Alyn approaches her? You probably haven’t forgotten that Alyn’s face is always frowning?” My statement.

“Oh…” Byron reacted, “Giles, right. I guess it’s impossible for Alyn to get Tardy’s heart, just remember how they always ended up fighting.”

“Tsk, stop the debate already.” Alyn was already meddled to the conversation, he couldn’t bear not to say anything about it, “I won’t approach that woman even if your brains are all agreed. Louis,” he turned to Louis, “Try it again.” And then he walked away.

“W-What? Is he serious? But I already failed.” Louis said incredulously.

I shrugged, “I think he’s serious.”

Sid chuckled, “I guess that’s his reward for you when you say he should try.”

“And you also agreed to the idea, dude.” Byron rolled his eyes.

Sid just scratched his head. Then, we started to walk when we decided to go home because we are starting to get hungry.

Maxine’s Point of View

It’s our vacant so I decided to go to the library so that no one can bother me. And it’s also quiet there so I’m sure I’ll be relieved even for a moment. I also want to read the manga I’m reading there.

When I arrived I immediately looked for a seat and sat there. I have already started reading but something is bothering my mind. I just thought about it yesterday. Louis was the first to approach me. Second, was Giles. Next, was Sid. Then, Byron yesterday. Alyn just needs to talk to me too. What’s up? Will the world come to an end?

Sigh, I don’t know what to do to them! Tsk. I went here so that I can focus and no one can bother me. But just thinking of those monkeys’actions are bothering me! Oh my gosh. I can’t anymore.

“Hi!”

I jump in surprised when someone greeted me, when I turned my head to it… gosh, for god’s sake. What is he doing here?

“You startled me.” But rather than asking what is he doing here, I complained.

He sat beside me and laid his book on the table, “I’m here to read.”

He’s here for what? “But why here?” I asked. I want him to get lost!

“Because it’s quiet here, can’t I go here?” He replied while smiling beautifully.

Shit!

“I mean, why are you sitting beside me? There are still more seats and besides someone might see us. They will definitely get mad at me.” I frowned.

“Then…” he gets his book and pulled me before he used his book to cover our faces. “Let’s hide,” and then he smiled.

My eyes widened when I realized our position. There’s only 3 inches away from our faces. Oh my gosh!

I immediately pushed him and turned my head in the other direction. I closed my eyes and bit my lip when I felt the blood flow towards my face.

What the heck is he trying to do?! Fuck it!

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