Jack Of All Trades (Erotica)

“I- I- I’M CU- CUUUUUMMMMMMIIIIIINNNNNGGG! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!” Diana screamed as her body spasmed under Jack’s. He finally allowed himself to release and his orgasm crashed over his senses as he ground against Diana.

“FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck!” she squealed as the extra sensation against her clit drove her up and over another precipice.

Finally they were both spent and Diana’s hands released their grip on his horns. Jack flopped to the bed beside her.

“Oh my god! What you did to me! It was so hot!” she gasped.

“Yeah, that was pretty intense,” Jack gasped as he tried to catch his breath.

She rolled onto her side to watch him. “That was just what I needed after that drive!” Diana gushed. “What were you doing behind the seat? I just got more and more fired up!”

Jack was a little uncomfortable talking about that so he shrugged.

“Daddy was right, you are the wrong kind of man for me which makes you all the more delicious!” she giggled.

Jack’s alarm bells were ringing at maximum volume now. Diana was a rebellious daddy’s girl looking for depraved sex tales she could torture her father with. What was more depraved than having sex with a man who had sex with aliens? Who was her ‘daddy’ anyway?

“You said your father doesn’t like Human-Alien relations. This would likely hurt him greatly. I thought you were trying to mend fences with him!” Jack exclaimed.Contentt bel0ngs to N0ve/lDrâ/ma.O(r)g!

“Daddy’s such a hypocrite! He works on Earth’s Security Council Force, deals with Human-Alien relations all day playing the protector yet all he really wants to do is to force every Alien off the planet! He’d gun them all down if he could. He makes me so angry! Why does he have to be like that!” she began to cry.

Jack realized he was in a very bad place. He rolled off of the bed and grabbed his clothes. His pants were coated in Bal’s spray. He’d need to clean them but first he needed to clean himself, quick. He smelled of sex!

He handed Diana a box of tissues then ducked into the bedroom’s bathroom and jumped in the shower. He washed the scent of sex from his body and dried off quickly. At the sink he washed the leg of his pants to clean most of the spray off. He dressed and stepped back out into the bedroom.

Diana was sitting on the edge of her bed. She’d slipped her panties and bra on and looked incredible except for the sad look on her face. Jack needed to hide her body from his sight so he brought her the silk dressing gown he saw hanging on the back of the bathroom door. She saw him holding it and stood up so he could help her put it on. She smiled, took his arms and wrapped them around her under her breasts. This pressed her ass against his groin and his cock immediately woke up.

“Mmmm! Looks like someone is glad to see me!” Diana moaned.

Jack pulled himself away. “We don’t have time right now, Diana. I have to get back to Altaria.”

“That’s it? You seduce me, make love to me and toss me aside?” she pouted.

“Seduce you?!? You were the one who dragged me across your house to have sex!” Jack exclaimed.

Her pout got deeper. “OK, but, it was the best I’ve ever had and I don’t want you to disappear from my life!”

“It was really great sex and I think you are incredibly beautiful and sexy but I’ll be honest. I’m worried you’re just using me to punish your father.”

Her expression went from angry denial to confusion to embarrassed acceptance in quick succession. Jack saw that for all her ‘daddy’ talk, the woman had a brain in that beautiful head and could use it. He relaxed a little.

“Earth Council Security Forces have arrived to take us to the Gate terminal,” Gee said, standing in the open doorway. “Are you finished having sex? May we leave?”

“DIANA!” came a shout from down the hall.

“Daddy?” she replied.

Jack looked at Diana in shock. “YOU CALLED HIM?!?”

“No!”

“Bal contacted the Earth Council to get us secure transport to the Gate terminal. They said they’d be here in twenty minutes but they arrived in fifteen.”

There was a loud bang. A gunshot! Gee spun and saw a man holding his eye running towards the bedroom. Her hands moved too fast for Jack to follow them but he heard a scream of rage. Gee shot out of the bedroom and Jack surge forward after her.

Once he got to the door the scene burned into his mind.

Far down the hall Bal lay crumpled on the floor.

Gee was fighting a man with body armor whose eyes were tearing badly. His ability to see must have been impaired by something.

The man wasn’t going down under Gee’s kicks and punches. His body armor was too strong.

Gee kept doing something with her hands and the man kept his hands up to protect his eyes.

Jack wasn’t even aware he was racing down the hall at the man until the scream of rage burst from his throat.

The man was fast. He snatched a gun from his hip and fired it in the direction of the scream but Jack had dipped his head down. The bullet deflected off his horn and screamed off into the ceiling as he charged forward.

Jack hit the man’s face with his horns and there was a sickening crack as bones broke. He collapsed like a rag doll with Jack falling over him. Once they both landed Jack scrambled away from him and rushed down the hall to see Bal. She was breathing but there was a bullet wound through her side. Two more Security Forces troops rushed into the house and yelled for everyone to freeze.

Jack yelled for them to get a stretcher.

The first man through the door turned to him and recognized him. “Ambassador Danner! What is the situation sir?”

“That man is the father of the home’s owner. He’s also a xenophobe. He shot Bal here and attacked Gee. He also shot at me but I knocked him down. I need to get my friend back to Altaria NOW!”

Diana came out of the bedroom and saw her father. She screamed and ran to his side. Gee didn’t block her as she’d already removed and disarmed all of his weapons.

“I’m sorry about your father Diana but he was going to kill us,” Jack said gently as he waited for the stretcher for Bal. His last sight of the beautiful woman was her crying on her father’s chest.

The trooper returned and Jack and Gee secured her to the floating platform. They rushed out of the house and into the back of the large truck. They flew with emergency priority over all other traffic back to the Gate terminal. Jack saw the large angry mob waiting outside of a security barricade that had been set up around the building. He was sickened by the small minded reactions of these fearful people.

They had called ahead so once they parked directly in front of the terminal they went straight to the Gate room and through to Altaria. An Altarian security team was waiting on the other side and exchanged stretchers with the Earth Forces who went back through the gate to Earth.

The next minutes were a chaotic blur as the group was rushed to the hospital. Bal was rushed off to an operating theatre and Gee and Jack were moved to separate treatment rooms where they were attended to. Gee just had bruising so she came to find Jack. Three doctors were inspecting the point where the bullet had deflected. They passed some devices over the spot until Jack had had enough.

“What?” he finally growled.

“The underlying structure of your horns is very resilient. It is healing and will be back to full strength likely in a few days. The outer surface is exceptionally dense. The silver streak the bullet left behind appears to be residue torn from the bullet. It’s pure silver!”

“He had his handgun loaded with silver bullets?!?” Jack exclaimed.

Gee looked at him closely. “Is the choice of that metal significant?”

“It proves his xenophobia at the very least. At most he was a fucking lunatic! On Earth silver bullets were supposed to be the only way to kill mythological monsters called Werewolves. They don’t exist and the whole thing is based on a make believe story. You and Bal should join me for movie night and we can watch some old classic horror stories like ‘The Werewolf’ or ‘Frankenstein’.” Gee gave him a rare smile.

Thinking of Bal Jack turned to the doctor. “Can we leave now? We need to check on Bal.”

The doctors nodded so Jack and Gee went looking for her. They found a doctor outside of the operating rooms who said Bal was currently in surgery and they’d need to take a seat. They sat side by side and waited. Jack suddenly remembered Gee’s rapid hand motions during the fight.

“Gee, what were you doing with your hands that was causing that guys eyes to water so badly?” he asked quietly.

She held open her palm and in it were three translucent rubber bands.

“You were shooting him in the eyes with rubber bands?!?” he gasped.

“Very effective eye irritant!” she said quietly.

“Sure if you are as accurate with them as you seem to be.” He picked one of them up and examined it. He didn’t recall seeing this kind of rubber band in the bag. “Where did you get these?”

“Tailor shop, back room. Bal got them,” Gee said looking towards the doors.

“You only have three left?” he asked. She nodded looking up at him.

Jack realized how close that fight had been.

Gee reached up and rubbed the silver streak on his horn. It seemed to be permanent. “I like your accessorizing. Looks good against the black of the horn,” she said with another rare smile. He smiled back and nodded.

The doors opened and a doctor came out looking for them. They immediately stood and walked to her.